AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
You guys love going to the sauna, don't you?
- I know it's weird... - No, it's not weird at all!
- It's the best! - I've said it before, you know?
I know it's anti-social, but I know it's good.
I don't think it's a bad thing, you know?
- I'm not trying to deny it. - Yeah, you're right about that.
It's just that it's too trendy and it's getting expensive.
The good thing about going to the sauna is...
It feels good when you're at your limit.
It's not just physical tension.
It's because you've endured it in the sauna...
That it feels good when you're outside.
You can endure it for about ten minutes, right?
And then you reach your limit.
I think it's just right.
If you've been working out for two hours...
And you're sweating like crazy...
It's pretty tough.
If you can endure something for ten minutes...
And then let go of it...
You'll reach your instant limit!
I think that's the benefit of going to the sauna.
So this time...
We're all going to take something that we'll reach our limit in ten minutes...
And like going to the sauna...
We're going to taste our instant limit...
And see if we can find something that feels good.
I don't know why everyone goes to the sauna every ten minutes.
That's right.
It's just right.
NOW!
We're all going to try one thing at a time...
And the average average time for everyone is close to ten minutes...
And you'll reach your instant limit.
If you can replace me in the sauna in the future...
No, I'm not going to go to the sauna.
No, you can't.
If you replace me in the sauna...
I'll replace you.
Let's do it in order.
Yes!
It's lying in front of me, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - There are four of them.
This is me. Can I use it and do it first?
- Yes. - Yes.
Okay, I'll prepare it for you.
- Here it is! - Oh, no!
- Wait a minute! - Oh, no!
- Here it is! - Oh, no!
- Balance ball! - I see.
If you ride it for 10 minutes,
the concentration will disappear and you will fall at the same time.
- I see. - Concentration.
It's a 10-minute concentration.
Most of you can ride it, right?
- If you settle down, it's over. - It's over.
- Tetsuya only uses all of his concentration. - What?
If you use all of your concentration, you can ride it.
- I can't ride it for 10 minutes. - You can't ride it for 10 minutes.
- You can't ride it for 10 minutes.
- I'll use my limits. - I'm glad.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- YouTubers don't do that. - You're amazing now, aren't you?
- Really? - You can't do it with just a camera.
- Here we go. - Yes.
Ready, go!
- Start! - Wow!
- You can do it now. - Is your conditioning okay?
- It's pretty... - Oh, I'm scared.
- Idiot!
- Are you okay? - Hey!
- Hey!
- This isn't physically possible! - It's how you ride it!
- Oh, but you're in trouble, you three. - The balance ball and my skin condition are too bad.
- Why don't you try touching it? - My hands are going to be sticky.
- Wait a minute, my balance ball is really too soft. - Your hands...
- Sticky. - Sticky...
- I've never heard of that term before. - Oh no, oh no, oh no.
- What's with that term? - Wait, my feet are falling off because of the oil.
- My feet are sticky. - What do you mean, sticky?
- It's hot! - It's too hot!
- Are you okay? - I hope you don't get burned! - That was close.
- It's like a beautiful dog. - Put your center of gravity on your hand.
- It's just tiring, isn't it? - It's just tiring.
- What are you doing?! - It's dangerous!
- It's dangerous!
- Don't fight!
- Ah, that was close. - Ah, it's dangerous!
- Go, go, go! - It's dangerous!
- Circus music. - It's good for you!
- Circus music. - Circus music.
- It's good for you!
- Circus music should have some meaning in those dances. - Oh no, I'm naked and I want to cry.
- Circus music. - It's good for you!
- It's dangerous!
- Ah, oh!
- I saw it! - I saw it!
- Please die quietly!
This is bad!
What just happened?
This is the limit!
I have no choice but to change my attitude!
He changed his attitude!
His back was really out of it!
That's dangerous!
Don't go!
Ha!
Ah!
Hey Shibata!
You won! Wow!
Wow!
Wait...
The direction of your shoes is wrong...
It's embarrassing...
The sleeves are wrong...
Oh, you're right...
It's embarrassing!
Aagh!
Your pants are embarrassing...
They're wrong!
The left and right...
I said I'm sorry!
I'm kinda bored too!
I'm sorry, I won't fall.
Shibayu, don't fall.
I'll get off, I'll get off.
I won't go "bling" or anything like that.
Huh? Ah!
Did you get it?
You got it, didn't you?
It's over.
What do you mean it's over?!
Okay, let's announce the order and time.
Okay.
Shibayu's record is 10 seconds.
I didn't get it, sorry.
I did get it.
I can definitely hold it normally.
For real.
Next is Ryo's record.
13 minutes and 30 seconds.
That's pretty strong.
If everyone fell with Ryo, it would've been the strongest.
I see.
Tetsuya's record is 15 minutes and 55 seconds.
Shibayu's record is 25 minutes and 52 seconds.
That's strong!
That's really strong.
Shibayu's too strong and Imai's too tall.
This is...
pretty long.
Yeah, it's long.
It was long.
If you get bored of it, you won't be able to solve it.
Yeah.
You failed.
Let's move on to the next one.
Okay.
Okay, we're ready.
Okay.
I think it's over in 10 minutes...
because of this.
Really?!
What?
You look like you're in pain.
You don't have a name for that?
Is it okay here?
I think it's been 10 minutes since you were like, "Ah!"
Yeah.
Also, you can't stretch your legs this time, so you have to bend them like this.
After that...
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Wow, I don't know.
I don't know, but I'm not confident.
It's okay. It's just a test.
If you think you're going to fail, move away.
I see.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
I'm shaking like crazy!
What is this?
Seriously, what is this?
You can only say "this"
Wait, this is hard to bend
Huh?
Oh no!
Wait, this is hard to bend!
What is this?
Huh?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Sorry!
What is this supposed to be?
Usually, people who are heavy don't do this
This is bad
My wrist is in trouble
My muscles...
You're the only one!
You're the only one who can do it!
What is this?
Oh, I can't do it anymore
I can't do it anymore!
Everyone's average was pretty close
Pretty close
This is pretty...
If you say it's 10 minutes, you're a god
Is it before the dream?
Yes
54 seconds
It's not enough at all
Next, me
1 minute 29 seconds
Well, well, well
The two of us
The two of us are stronger
Yes, yes, yes
Ryo, 1 minute 40 seconds
Shibayu, 1 minute 42 seconds
Yes
That's it!
How's it going?
Daho!
The moment I started doing it...
I couldn't do it!
I knew it!
I was so desperate
When I did it for 3 seconds yesterday, it was so easy for me
Because it's 3 seconds
That's terrible
Let's move on
Okay, I'll go
I'll bring it to you
Oh! What's that?
That's mine
Ice
I'll have you hold it like this for 10 minutes
Hold the ice?
Hold it
Oh, I see
I think it's just right
Should I hold it?
He just made a surprised face, didn't he?
What?
Is it okay?
Should I hold it like this and change my fingers?
I'll hold it for now
It's like a tobacco lizard, isn't it?
No, it was exercise a while ago, so it's not like a cool-down, it's like a water bath, isn't it?
I'm going to drop it.
Shall we go?
Yes!
One, two, I'll hold it.
I'll go!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
No, this strategy is important.
You really need to change your fingers a lot.
Wow, that's crazy.
Surprisingly, the ice is slippery.
I think I'll drop it if I don't hold it properly.
Well, it's pretty stable, everyone.
Oh, my God...
Hey, wait a minute!
This is amazing!
Is it cold?
No, it's not.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
It's cold!
It's pretty cold.
But I think we've got a lot of tips for this.
What is this?
I'm going to do some exercise in the sauna.
Silence is just right.
It's like overcoming each other's concentration.
It's cold!
But it's good.
It's good, exercise timing.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
I hate this a little.
I don't like this.
I really don't like it.
It's boring.
It's annoying.
Wow, this is unexpected.
This was unexpected.
I thought it would be really hard the moment it started.
Let's do it for 30 minutes.
I don't like doing this for 30 minutes.
It's really enough.
No, but it's been more than 10 minutes.
I think we should do it for 20 minutes.
I want to do it for 10 minutes now.
Ikuto-kun, did you do it for 10 minutes?
I did it.
Wow!
You're doing it!
Are you sure you're not worried about it?
The more you do it, the farther you get away from it.
You're training.
Oh, my stomach itches!
Oh, that's how it ends?
There are accidents like that.
No, it's just like this.
Wow, Tetsuya.
Huh?
Doesn't it feel really good?
Please put it in here.
It's cold and my fingers hurt, but I'm doing my best, so the video is the most painful.
You're not touching it, are you?
Let's say it together.
One, two, and...
That was close!
There's no such thing as "close".
I thought you'd say "lose".
If you started that, you wouldn't have a chance to put it in.
Let's say it together.
Really?
Then I'll put it in.
Here we go. One, two, and...
Hey!
What are you doing?!
It's okay!
It's okay, so put it in.
It's really okay!
Why can't we put it in like this?
You put it in first, Shibayu.
Take responsibility and put it in.
That's not fair!
There's no such thing as "lose".
Both of you put it in.
There isn't?!
Both of you put it in?!
Anyway, Shibayu said he'd put it in first.
If we put it in, it'll be easier for us to put it in.
That's really "lose".
There's no such thing as "lose"!
There isn't!
It's okay, but...
I'll put it in.
Put it in.
It's okay!
Put it in!
Okay!
Yay!
See?
Ah! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
You were wrong.
On the contrary, I was right.
I thought you had a chance.
I'm not good at this. I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this.
My feet hurt too much. Wait a minute.
It hurts. Wait a minute.
You're weird.
This is what I can stand for 10 minutes.
Bang!
Here it is!
It's a one-axis sensor.
This is amazing.
It says "3 minutes to 10 minutes."
I was sure of it.
That's amazing.
Do you have it?
You have it, right?
I think you have it.
I'm glad you have it at home.
Do you have it?
When did you use it?
I see.
What do you mean?
When you use it, it doesn't change even if you use it once.
You can use it 10 times in a row.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Here you go.
Don't end it like this.
Let's open it up.
This is sick.
First of all, everyone, take a cap and put it in your butt.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it a picture?
It's fast.
What is fast?
I'm nervous.
I just put it in my butt.
I put it in.
It's in.
Everyone, you put it in, right?
Yes.
I'll do it and start.
Let's do it together.
Yes.
One, two...
My back hurts.
I'm sick.
Oh, you're here.
I'm here.
Hello!
Everyone is gathering.
Gathering!
Is this the gate of tonight?
Wait a minute!
I have a pain in my thigh.
I don't have a moral lock to poop in front of people.
That's enough to stop once.
That's enough!
I'm sorry.
That's enough!
I'm here.
I can stand this posture.
I can stand it.
You can't stand it!
I'm going to use the toilet.
I broke the door of the toilet.
It's my turn now.
I can stand it!
No!
Oh oh oh! Which one? Which one?
Oh oh! Wait a minute!
You've been eating a lot!
Oh no! Oh no!
No! Not yet! No!
Bear with it! Bear with it!
Hey, you stink too much.
You're already a good man.
You're still a good man.
That's just a normal poop.
You don't know either.
Shut up! Don't move, seriously!
I won't move, so don't mess with me.
Can you not talk for once?
Why are you so nervous?
Don't talk!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it. Please! Seriously!
Stop it!
I'm going to use the bathroom!
Can you hear me?! Please!
This is about my partner!
Stop it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's coming out!
Is it coming out now?!
Yeah.
It's coming out, so I'm going!
What if we're dead?
I have a bad feeling about this.
I think it's a log the men threw away.
You know a lot about it.
I know a lot about it.
I know a lot about it, but they wrote it.
I know a lot about it.
They left only the log.
It's the best.
It was a good world.
Don't throw up in here!
I can't do it. I lost.
You're strong.
I don't care if I throw up in here.
You're the only one who's particular about it.
I don't think it makes much sense.
Is it over at the same time?
It's over!
- Phew... - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Four... Whoa! - Uh-oh!
- Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan! - That's too much!
- One! - One!
- Menchiru's here! - I'm about to cry.
- Let's ask for Kanchon's time. - Okay.
- First up is... - Shibayu.
- Okay.
- 4 minutes and 50 seconds. - Oh!
- Not bad. - Next up is...
- Me. - Dememaru.
- 15 minutes and 42 seconds. - That's surprisingly fast.
- Me and Ryo at the same time. - Okay.
- We have... - Menchiru, 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
- Nice! - Wow!
We couldn't come up with a good challenge.
- But if Ryo and I were to put up with it... - Yeah.
- It might've been better if we said it more comfortably. - Yeah.
- If Shibayu did it the most comfortably... - Yeah.
Maybe if we wanted to Kanchon and poop, we'd do it.
- That's a new way of doing things in the sauna. - Yeah.
Then you'll sweat like Dememaru and waste will come out of you.
You should make the sauna completely Kanchon-like.
I understand that. I'm getting nervous.
- Be careful! - I'm scared!
- Your feet are Menchiru, so be careful. - I'm scared!
- It's Menchiru and Dememaru. - Hey!
- Menchiru and... - Don't say Menchiru and Dememaru.
From now on, we won't go to the sauna.
- We'll do Kanchon. - What kind of conclusion is that?
- Please look forward to it. - This video is wrong.